One of my best friends is eager for a relationship. He can spot a guy across the room and have their wedding planned out, down to their colors being blush and bashful. All he talks about is how much he wants a boyfriend and how every second that passes without one has him getting closer and closer to joining me in Cat Lady Land.
So every date is a possible "happy ever after" scenario. But very few of them turn out the way he'd like them to. Take this date, for example:
"So I went on a date with this guy and, I don't know, it just didn't work out."
"Why?"
"He was just sort of annoying, you know?"
"What did he do?"
"He told me that my shoes didn't match my shirt."
Oh no he DIDN'T.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
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It sounds to me like that was a completely legitimate reason to say, "I don't want to see him again." I mean, if someone insulted my shoes, there would be no chance for a relationship. Ever.
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